The scene: Me, mowing the front lawn at about 3 this afternoon.
Nate runs out into the yard (I thought he was out back, but apparently he snuck into the house) and he was Nekkid from the waist down.
"Nate, what are you doing?"
"I gotta go pee on the tree!"
"Uh, no ya don't. Get your hiney in the house and go on the toilet!"
"Don' wanna go toilet, wanna pee on the tree." Begins running around yard. Flapping his junk for all the world to see.
Crap. Grab kid. Drag kid. Sit kid on toilet-he pees and for whatever reason needs new undies and shorts. Whatever-he didn't wake up his sleeping sister.
Just gave all the neighbors and the authorities from Child Protective Services a show....
That's all.....
2 comments:
Jen-
Your blog is great! Are you surprised that I finally got around to checking it out? You know, I only check my email if someone calls me and tells me to! Anyway, love the story about Nate. Maybe Mike can take both him and Jack on the boat this summer and teach them to pee off the back! (He's so bummed he can't teach his girls to do this.) Loved the blog on Paula Deen, too! She's my favorite - Just finished her book and boy, you think you've got it rough, read about her 30's.
Kim
Your neighbors will think you are crazy!
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