Me:"Nate, go put the pirate treasure away. There's lots of chokeys in there that could hurt Maddie."
Nate: "Hey Maddie, wanna come here and choke on this?"
Jack: "Hey mom. I'm doing an invention and I just peed on the side of the house."
Me: "Whyever would you do something like THAT dear?"
Jack: "Because it's good for growing things."
(proving once again the nature v nurture battle is irrelevant. Men are just born different.)
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