You cannot make this stuff up. Today, after school (actually around 3 or 4 ish):
"Mom, today at school Johnny peed on me".
'Johnny Doe, or Johnny Smith?'
"John Doe".
'Oh. Ooookkaaay. Where did he pee on you?'
"Right here" (Indicating Crotch area. NO WAY a 3 year old boy has THAT good of aim. NO freaking way).
'Hmmmm. It's still pretty wet. What did you say when Johnny peed on you?'
"I said, 'Do I look like a toilet to you?'
Thinking...Good comeback. I'll have to use it sometime.
'So, Jack, did you tell your teacher?'
"Yeah, she said, 'Boys, Come on now."
Great. So, my kid has a dribble accident, blames some poor other kid, and then invents a pretty decent comeback. I'm not sure what lesson I should teach here. I'm not sure there is a lesson to teach here, but if there is, hey, it'll come to me. After all, Do I look like a toilet to you?
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