Wednesday, January 07, 2009

Nate the Great


Yesterday (a conversation while looking in a lift the flap alphabet book)
Nate: What's this mom?
Me: Alligator. It's under the A, A is for Alligator.
Nate: Alligator's eat people's penis.
Me: What? No they don't.
Nate: Yeah dey do. Dey eat people's penis.
Me: No Nate, Alligators eat fish.
Nate: Fish?? (insert the incredulous voice). Really? Like in the water???
Me: Yes Nate, alligators live in water, and they eat fish in the water.
Nate: (with obvious disappointment) Oh.
Today ( I made the mistake of going to the bathroom after Nate)
Me: Who peed on the toilet paper roll? Who peed on the toilet paper? Nate, was it you?
Nate: Um, yah.
Me: (Inspecting further): Holy Crud kid, did you pee on the walls and floor too?
Nate: Not on purpose.
Me: What, you just pulled you pants down and whizzed?
Nate: Yeah.
Me: When daddy gets home you are getting a lesson in AIMING. Learn how to do it!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Oh my gosh Jenny,
you crack me up! I'm @ work reading this trying sooo hard not to laugh out loud.