Never Believe a Word that Comes out of This Kids Mouth

I hear a LOT about how cute he is but....

From the "You can't make this crap up files":

Neighbor: "Nate was so cute earlier. He was at the door saying his mom wanted him to come home, so I told him to go home".

Me:" Uh Huh."

Neighbor:"But then he said, "My mom said I can't go home until you give me a cookie first".

Me: "Never, EVER believe a word out of his mouth.