Last night John came to bed explaing he had uncovered Nate's deep dark secret. Had I known a 5 year old could have a deep dark secret I may have been a little more wary.
Apparently, John found Nate's pillow. Soaking wet. They had a brief conversation.
"Nate, why is your pillow all wet?"
"Because I had to wash it."
"Why did you have to wash your pillow?"
"Well, because I went into your bathroom and when I sat on my pillow to put my pants back on (he likes to do his #2 business nekkid), I accidentally wiped my butt with my pillow. So I washed it."
"You "accidentally" wiped your butt with your pillow?"
"Yes, but it's okay because I got it all off!"
He was so proud of himself and his initiative. I for one, didn't even know we had a pillow wiping butt incident in the house.
Said pillow is now in the washing machine.
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