I Stand Corrected

I stand corrected...and humbled... and quite honestly, floored.

Yesterday we were at the pool. Jack jumped off the diving board, did something goofy, surfaced, and proceeded to tell me that he had just "hurt his BALL SACK". I was standing next to our next door neighbor in the water and he wished Jack's ballsack well, at which point I told our neighbor we did not need to encourage that.

Ballsack.

I guess I'm glad he didn't say NUTSACK.

But does it matter?