I didn't even give them almond milk this morning. I swear. Apparently, my two favorite young boys decided they did, and as I showered before work this morning, their conversation apparently went a little somethin' like dis:
J- "I hate Almond milk. Why did mom give it to me today? She promised she wouldn't buy it anymore."
N-"Yah, me too. I hate this milk".
J-"Maybe daddy, you and mom can get separate and not live together anymore and we'll come live with you so that we don't have to drink yucky milk anymore".
N-'Good Idea Jack!"
I feel the love, don't you? My own children, turned against me over something I never even did.
Guess it's the price you pay when trying to be uber healthy. Daddy thought this whole conversation was hilarious. Apparently there's going to be a health-food mutiny in this house very soon. If I suddenly disappear, I'm probably tied up somewhere being forcefed soda pop, full fat cows milk, and some form of pork. Send out the rescue squad!
Haha!! I'll come looking for you when you drop off the face of the earth!! Your kids are going to fire you from grocery shopping!
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